You don’t need to watch the Comedy Channel to find great comedy any more. All you have to do, thanks to the wonders of the Intertubes, is to visit WTFIUWT and spend some time reading both the guest posts and the commentary. Be prepared to lose several heapings of IQ in doing so, but it’s good for a larf.
Case in point, the most recent post by none other than His Nibs, Viscount Christopher Moncton of Brenchley. The following excerpt is the most ideologically loaded
pile of steaming bollocks analysis I’ve seen in quite some time. The way the Viscount portrays the Durban climate talks, you’d think a group of Bildersberg elites had teamed up with Lord Sauron himself to plot the total domination of the world!
The Viscount is clearly playing to the loonies, as the following shows.
I’ve bolded and italicized the pertinent words and phrases.
Here’s the Viscount:
The profiteering UN bureaucrats here think otherwise. Their plans to establish a world government paid for by the West on the pretext of dealing with the non-problem of “global warming” are now well in hand. As usual, the mainstream media have simply not reported what is in the draft text which the 194 states parties to the UN framework convention on climate change are being asked to approve.
Behind the scenes, throughout the year since Cancun, the now-permanent bureaucrats who have made highly-profitable careers out of what they lovingly call “the process” have been beavering away at what is now a 138-page document. Its catchy title is “Ad Hoc Working Group on Long-Term Cooperative Action Under the Convention — Update of the amalgamation of draft texts in preparation of [one imagines they mean 'for'] a comprehensive and balanced outcome to be presented to the Conference of the Parties for adoption at its seventeenth session: note by the Chair.” In plain English, these are the conclusions the bureaucracy wants.
The contents of this document, turgidly drafted with all the UN’s skill at what the former head of its documentation center used to call “transparent impenetrability”, are not just off the wall – they are lunatic.
Let’s do a little deconstruction, shall we?
First, we have the reference to “profiteering UN bureaucrats” who have made highly profitable careers out of what is lovingly called “the process”. Each term is, in itself, enough to start a whacko slathering, but together they’re almost like a strobe light to an epileptic. Those profiteering UN bureaucrats!
Just to be clear, the top level bureaucrat salary at the UN is $204,000 while the lowest salary is $47,491 (USD). By comparison, the Chairman of Capital One made $242,000,000 – over a thousand times more than the highest paid UN bureaucrat. Michael Watford of Ultra Petroleum made $186,000,000.
I love it when deniers spout drivel on the money motives of scientists and government bureaucrats. It points out how vacuous their arguments really are.
So much for the profiteering UN bureaucrat. Remember, these are red flag words to the anti-government anti-environmental anti-climate science nutters.
“establish a world government” paid for by “the West”.
You and your denier cronies don’t like government?
Have I got a country for you — Somalia!
You want freedom from those pesky government types? There are barely any to be had in Somalia. Nor are there reliable police or firefighters or doctors, or roads, or bridges or railways or cities with clean potable water, or electricity or sewage treatment plants or, well, pretty much everything else that makes modern civilization the gem of human evolution. OK, maybe there are a few of these here and there in Somalia for a while at some points in time, but nothing like you’ve grown used to. So shut your gob.
You see, government, especially the bureaucratic type we in the West complain about, is the solution to the problem of human barbarism, arbitrary power, and insecurity. Back in 1215 or thereabouts, we started to develop this thing called government and all its bureaucracy as a way to put limits on the ability of the inbred cretinous hereditary nobility to impose its psychopathic will over the rest of us, keep all the best land and food and products for themselves.
Considering you’re posting such drivel on a webpage read by millions, it obviously hasn’t gone far enough.
The rest of his post is just the usual denialist drivel and is far too vacuous and repetitive of the usual sad denialist tropes to bother with dissecting. It is fun, however, to witness the wailing and gnashing of teeth that goes on in the comments about these godless socialists out for one world government and to beggar the West…
Here’s a sample:
Since the Illustration, the western world gave itself freedom and individual rights as the base for progress. Now these climate alarmists want to destroy all we achieved, entering in a kind of global governance through the back door. Nobody voted them. They were not chosen by we the people. However they want to rule the world. To take us back to the Middle Age. To convert us in peasants. These climate alarmists and the eco-wackos and the civil servants that make a luxury living of this swindle are totalitarians. Excuse me, I feel like vomiting.
And more where that came from. I can practically hear those feathers ruffling and the panties twisting, can’t you?
This is outrageous! Why ANY western nation would even be in the same room talking with these criminals is beyond me. And thanks to WUWT and Lord Monckton for getting this desperately needed knowledge publicly available to the rest of us.
I am shocked at the naked ambition of the UN at their deliberate attack on western democracy, at the UN’s attack on Freedom, [note that's Freedom with a capital "F"] and the UN’s subversive attempts at world domination and even worse – NOT ONE WESTERN NEWS SOURCE EVEN ATTEMPTED TO INFORM THEIR OWN PUBLIC! And not one single western government source attempted to inform their voting public of the enormous stakes at this conference. That alone can be considered traitorous and all should place on trial for subversion.
Moreover, the UN should be disbanded immediately. And western nations should never pay a cent to that den of corruption ever again.
Dave has this to offer:
Call me crazy [OK, you're crazy. Bona fide nuts] but I am starting to think these warmist are sociopaths.
Many WUWT Readers have made reference to Orwell s 1984 – Here is further evidence in black and white of the socialist hordes storming the walls. These people are criminals paid for by hard working taxpayers worldwide. It;s time for brain scans of all politicians, bureaucrats and NGO;s you will find they exhibit the same low frontal brain activity that criminals murderers, and unreasoned people. History is filled with these delusioned individuals that have caused pain and suffering to millions of people with their unreasoned and frightening ideology’s. We are in another make or break period for freedom loving people the world.
Oh, NOES! US poor freedom loving peoples of the world! All those warmist sociopath hordes storming the walls, those criminals murderers and unreasoned UN people!!!!111
It is rather astonishing that people like that exist, and they are a great threat to the human experience. They have thwarted humanity’s progress for some time now. Their misanthropy is palpable. They are scumbags and should be treated as such.
I do agree with one part of their demands. I believe an international tribunal should be established. (Outside U.N. control) It should assess the damage these people have done. Count the lives they have cost, and then execute swift Justice.
So now we have a call for executing swift justice, and I believe the term executing was chosen purposely.
This is the kind of craziness that nutters and crackpots and deniers incite — throwing out their bait and chum and standing back to watch the poor mindless sharks come to the taste and smell of blood.
Poor dears, all of them. I do hope they remember to take their meds tonight and calm down a bit.